Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Darling, Could You Turn Over? Your Holster is Chafing My Leg.


Weapons? I have no problem with weapons. There are many problems with some of the people that own them. If you have children in the house buy a gun safe. If you have an irate wife buy a gun safe. Keep the key hidden or don't tell the combination. If you have an irate husband buy a gun safe. Make the husband give YOU the key or YOU change the combination. If you live in a bad neighborhood purchase that gun safe. If you live in Memphis, Tn., don't worry about the gun safe just go everywhere armed...with one in the chamber. Even wear it to bed at night.

This recent rash of children acting out aggression with deadly results is lurid, insane and stoppable. Kill all of them and their parents. Parents are responsible for minor children, right? If you are going to own weapons, be responsible. Don't give access to anyone. Was visiting a friend of mine in Jonesboro several years ago and he had a nice collection. He took the weapons out of the gun safe one at a time and knew how to handle firearms. When through, the safe was locked. This is a responsible gun owner. In this crazy world with lunatics rampant owning a weapon is not an issue. It's a high priority. It's an even higher priority to act responsibly.

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
~Dave Barry

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