Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Random Thursday - Turn to Page....

Hymn Titles by Occupation

Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?



Dentist's Hymn ....... ......... Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn ....... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ........ The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn ....... ...... Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn ....... There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn ....... Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ....... ... Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn ....... ... I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn ....... .. .... Pass It On (also works for email)

The Electrician's Hymn ....... .. Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn ....... ... Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn ....... I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn .. He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn ...... ......... The Great Physician


AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:


45 mph ....... ........ God Will Take Care of You

65 mph ....... ........ Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ....... ........ This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ....... ........ Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph ...... ....... Precious Memories
Over 100 mph ......... Take my life, and let it be


Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.

Thanks EdC for a great email!!

3 comments:

Robert said...

enjoyed this post it was funny. thnx for posting it Doc.

Dock said...

TY I liked it too. No one can say Christians don't have a sense of humor!

Dock said...

BTW posting this from your PC, lol!