Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Liquid Asphalt, It Does Exist

Out of town for the evening. It's TCB concerning faulty air conditioning and other personal matters. Have to pick up the replacement cooling unit in the morning on the way home. Good Lord knows my fat butt is not happy in the heat! Winter does not phase me. Much easier to get warm than to be kewl, lol. As Harley Davidson said, "Better to be dead and kewl, than alive and unkewl!" No doubt that in the Deep South we are smack dab in the middle of a scorcher. It's so hot local chicken farmers are feeding the hens crushed ice so they don't lay boiled eggs. Sun tea makes instantly...at night! Sorry EdC, I outright thieved these bits of wisdom from you. You know, excessive heat will make you do such.

It's late at night and I must stop in order to re-apply sunblock before retiring to bed. College baseball may conclude tonight since South Carolina beat Florida in a ga-zillion extra innings last night. Go Gamecocks! Reverse chomp those mighty Gators!!

EDIT: South Carolina won! Two national championships in a row!

"People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy."
~Anton Chekhov (It's very apparent Anton never spent any time in Mississippi)


EdC said...

Quite aw right, Dock. What are friends for if not to remind you of the little miseries that pop up? Hee hee .... besides, it's down to 100 here now, so I can go grocery shopping without falling over on the parking lot - but sure will burn my hands on the steering wheel.

Grasshoppa said...

It's a lovely 70 degrees here inside the grassy knoll. come stay a night or two if'n u need to.

Dock said...

Thanks y'all. Be careful with those hands Ed and Hoppa appreciate the invite, but camping out at work this weekend.