Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Whine Whine Everywhere a Whine

Today it is time to win a battle. All year long, literally, I have been at war with a machine that almost makes the point of completion. Then it decides to go its own way thrashing about my bench laughing at me. No I am not inebriated, but this dilemma has on several occasions forced me to reach for a refreshing beverage. Sometimes they just won't cooperate in any shape, form, or fashion. To make matters worse, my head has been stuck inside this case for weeks. I've reached a point to where my life is suffering and the capability of doing anything else is impossible until this "machine" is returned to the owner. Even though I am not Catholic there may be a stop by their house of worship and a talk with a priest about possible exorcism. Then after delivering it I may check into mental health and see if they can run off the demons in my mind. Folks, this is the toughest troubleshooting I've ever experienced.

Let's see...the time has come to try a major man up to this monster and regain control. I'm praying.

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."
~Thomas A. Edison


Grasshoppa said...

any help I can offer is gladly extended. sometimes these mo-sheens can be contrary...sometimes downright hateful!

feleciab said...

I have an extremely large and heavy Hammer that you can use if it just wont behave!
Let me know if I can help, brotha!

dock said...

Ya'll are way more than helpers. Glad to call you both friends - even bro and sis. It will work, or I'll stick a 2032 battery against my tongue and pass out for a few minutes!!!! Hope it doesn't come to that, lol. Thanks for the support.

beagle said...

Holler if you need us too. We have had to fight an ornery machine or two a few times!