Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Saturday, May 19, 2007

All of a Sudden Anonymous Has Decided to Target the Beach House

To the person that sent me the snail mail chain letter from Memphis, TN. Please cease this activity immediately. I rarely forward anything. DON'T send anything my way again. That handwriting is vaguely familiar. Oh yes, nothing especially good or financially rewarding has happened in the past four days. I'll think about and pray for you on the way to the Coinstar to cash in my pennies and dimes so the electrical bill can be paid Monday.

Your form of "good luck" is not needed at the beach house. Please take that extra time and find something constructive to do. St. Jude Children's Hospital in Memphis always needs volunteers. Just be careful traveling there and don't let that mass of gangstas and criminal wannabes shoot you. They like to hang out all over Memphis. What a dirty, sad, pathetic town. Willie Herrington, the horse's ass Mayor, should be tried and executed for destroying a once safe, pretty city. If I do receive anymore such mail it will be reported and a complaint filed. The Post Office frowns on such activities. Meanwhile, God help you as you try to live in that horrible city.

To those that forward email to me: please don't stop! This is in no shape, form or fashion directed towards you. Love all the stuff I get and sometimes use it in posts. This is for only that anonymouse snail mail person. Wow, a dis and a chain letter in the same week.

"Life be not so short but that there is always time for courtesy."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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