Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Monday, July 23, 2007

Wizard, a Window and Chuck Norris


The new Harry Potter book is breaking sales records in a mega way. Time has not permitted such a luxury as reading. I still want to read the Eragon books first. What amazes me about all this is the amount of friends I have that are reading the newest offering from JK Rowling. It was placed on sale just this weekend. If you've finished it, please comment with a short review! Nice to have such popular print media in my queue for enjoyment pleasure. Reading is kewl. Libraries are kewl.

It's pleasant out this morning. Looking out the window by this desk tends to lower blood pressure. There's a slight breeze with temps in the 60s, birds are everywhere, the front yard is mowed and the coffee is awesome. Just read a hilarious email from Ashby. This is a full week, but at some point I have to finish the yard and garage projects. There's a new cable on the riding mower, but we need another. All in good time. Thanks Tyroneus! Time to prepare for the road. Have a casual Monday.

27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's s**t.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
~5 of the 31 facts about Chuck Norris (Thanks Ashby)

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