Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Sunday, October 19, 2008

How Many Clowns Will Fit in the Microsoft Limousine? One - Fat Ass Steve Ballmer

My post this last Tuesday expressed hope that the new Windows 7 would be a substantial improvement and not Vista SE. I actually like Vista. The Windows coders worked overtime and corrected several major problems. I still abhor, detest, despise and hate WGA (Windows Genuine Authentication), but it can be overcome if you want to take the time and trouble. Besides, why doesn't Microsoft write better code and quit punishing customers because of their incompetence? I'll tell you why. Steve Ballmer is a paranoid circus renegade that hates all of us. Wish he would team up with Michelle and Barack then go live on another planet. In another solar system. Anyway, Ballmer's latest loud mouthing is not helping my attitude towards Windows 7.

He told InfoWorld that Ballmer: Windows 7 is Vista, 'just a lot better'. Click on this link and read the article. A well placed very wide piece of duct tape over Bozo's mouth is in order. That is, if they can ever catch him with his tongue in his mouth and his head out of his butt. This had to have the marketing people at Microsoft in a panic. Darth Chaos (Ballmer) has struck again. When is the good Emperor Bill gonna find a Microsoft Pro Force pseudo Sith Lord? Gosh I thought Ray Ozzie, Chief Software Architect, was supposed to be in line for the throne? What happened and why is Ballmer still in the mix? Good Lord knows if you have the funds and ability now would be a great time to enter the operating system market.

iDarth Jobs over at Apple has ultra-greed controlling that company. This means that even though they make an average machine nowadays people still won't buy them in large quantities because software creators, vendors are lucid and aware. People won't spend double the money for a machine that has lesser capabilities. Apples are okay, but they are certainly no match for the faster, more versatile, less expensive PCs. Here's a message for the Anonymous Apple Dude; we miss ya and your hateful profane comments. Please don't give up on us. We have actually warmed some to Apple products. So return and flame us in the comments some more. Don't be a spoil sport!

All you Windows Nazis and Apple Nazis are welcome to flame in the comments. Please keep profanity to a minimum and if you take the Good Lord's name in vain or use the f bomb your comment will be deleted. Fair enough, don't ya think? Oh yes, my apologies out to clowns and Sith Lords everywhere.

“Self-Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault”
~D. Neal Jennings

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