Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Friday, April 18, 2008

Hap, Hap Happy Boy

The riding lawn mower...IT'S ALIVE!! Gosh, I am so excited. Shucks, there just ain't nuthin' like Christmas in April. Rain is forecast tomorrow. Hope it doesn't so I can start revamping the yard and getting it in shape. Of course the local folks are used to seeing the phenomena when I mow. Can you imagine tourists driving by? "Lord-dee Honey, look out there! There's an elephant riding a turtle! N that turtle's got yellow spots and stripes!" Then Honey answers, "Lord-dee Sweetums, that's a mighty big elephant! Poor turtle, bless its heart."

Many thanks out to Ty and Robert for the great job reviving the turtle.

“The thicker the hay; the easier mowed”
~Alaric the Goth (apparently Goths found no need for periods at the end of sentences)

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