Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Good Guys 1, Satan 0 - Osama Bin Laden Is DEAD!!!

Around 9:40PM Geraldo Rivera on FoxTV News announced that Bin Laden was killed earlier today due to a concentrated effort of various U.S. forces and the government of Pakistan. His body is in our possession and familial DNA testing has confirmed it's the agent of Satan for sure. This is the no good creep that masterminded the cowardly sneak attack that killed thousands on 9/11/2001, when hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center and Pentagon. It is rumored he was killed just outside of Islamabad, Pakistan in a well organized firefight.

Our President called a press conference at the White House for 9:30PM and still hasn't shown up 45 minutes later. Why even bother? Seems like he could at least get his act together long enough to be on time for something this important. Just another shun of U.S citizens by the sitting President. Please remember this slight towards his fellow countrymen when going to vote in the next presidential election. My gratitude goes out to our devoted troops and also the efforts of the Pakistani government.

Still watching the newscast while typing this post. Obama is still a no show on Osama one hour later. It's sad that I am posting this before he even gives a fat rat's ass about his time schedule. After all, he DID call the press conference and asked the media to be there at 9:30PM.

EDIT: He finally showed up 1 hour 5 minutes late. He even alluded to the idea that he planned and led the operation. Our military found him, structured an efficient attack where no American or civilian lives were lost and then THEY killed the evil jerk. Mr. President! Get real. You don't even know how to be on time!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
~Interpretation of Ezekiel 25:17 by the character Jules Winnfield (played by Samuel L. Jackson) in the movie Pulp Fiction

1 comment:

Ashby Rhett Culpepper III Jr. Esq. said...

We have talked about it, but kinda think there should be a discussion about the twits and t&r#s that are trying to take and give credit for these folks action where it is NOT due. Obama (who has himself said that he would side with muslims when the chips were down)should be given credit for not pulling the plug on a Bush started operation, but he is being given credit like he personally started and carried out the whole mess........ Hardly think that that is what happened!