Quote is Funny

Never did see my oldest daughter while she was visiting Mother. At least she's (oldest daughter) home safe after flying half the day. Had transportation problems Saturday and am running a fever with this horrible case of the flu. I was ordered not to go up there around her (Mother) since she had bypass surgery less than two weeks ago and is still recovering at an almost miracle pace. Anyway, half full glass is at best diluted by melted ice tonight. Wimpy boy is outta here and back to bed.

"After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse."
-W.C. Fields