Momentary lapse of evil

I'm not due back in Wal-Mart for four months now. Actually made two trips there yesterday. Without a major incident. Seems that someone had sequestered the evil children that live there for some nefarious reason. Probably schooling the brats from hell on how to torture old people or giving them screaming lessons. Yeh, right, as if they need lessons! It's easy breathing for months (try to go only once every two months). Odds are on the 'big' that I don't last that long.

Received several emails about the War of the Cucumbers. Most are of the mind to leave them out of the diet, but one person suggested eating only English cucumbers. No plans are made to put the things back into the diet anytime soon. Murf from Kentucky was vehement and apparently has had a like experience. Tuna, peanuts, cucumbers, what's next? Why couldn't it be beef liver or candied yams or pumpkin pie?

The War of the Voles continues. Have a worthy Wednesday!
"Every evil in the bud is easily crushed: as it grows older, it becomes stronger."
Cicero (B.C. 106-43)