Ramblings, opinions, and general meanderings from the Deep South

Friday, December 31, 2004

Hide that bottle Daisy, he's found the keys!

It is New Year's Eve day. If you are going to party and use alcohol in excess tonight please make prior arrangements that will keep you away from the steering wheel of an automobile. Nothing in this world is more stupid than an intelligent human being taking my life in their hands through drinking and driving. If you hit me while driving drunk, you better hope it kills you as well because I will haunt your ass with a vengance if you survive. The Good Lord knows that my shenanigans of the far past qualify me to make such statements. Deal with it. Be a grown up. Be responsible. Drive sober.

Here's an interesting article about New Year's celebrating -> The Loneliest Night of the Year. Sad, so very sad. Being happily single for a long time it must be said that this article has been read with some amazement. My traditional New Year's eve celebration consists of turning in early with a good book and hoping the fireworks don't awaken me. Hopefully, no one will get 'black cord fever' and call at midnight in a drunken stupor to sing Auld Lang Syne. It is the end of the month and I need rest after the holidays. Next year will be different. BTW, am looking for a nice cave to rent. Need to book it 12/24/2005 thru 01/02/2006.

"If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt."
-Dean Martin

1 comment:

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