A tape deck is attacking and I can't get up

It feels like Jerry Lawler and George Foreman have spent the past three days and nights taking turns slamming me on the mat, punching my lights out, etc. Please, please, please don't buy tape drives for backups. After a check at several local retail businesses, it has been found that USB hard drives are less expensive than tape drives. These easy to install hard drives are a far more dependable way to preserve your valuable data. Easier to use too. Purchase a pair. That way you can always have a secure backup offsight in case of fire, theft, etc. Backing up data should be a law. Prayers will be appreciated.

One more item -> I support Free Arash Sigarchi and Mojtaba Saminejad Day.

"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."
-Vince Lombardi