Buffett, blenders, bananas and beasties

My garage looks like rabid pigs live in it. It smells. Efforts to gain an advantage on whatever lives out there keeping the area in disarray have been to no avail. While working on the door opener unit my brief glimpse of the mess was downright depressing. I NEEDED another refreshing beverage. The door still won't do the electrical up/down thing.

This year there will be cookouts, lan parties, general carousing, much Buffett celebration and casual lounging under the stars. MC may have had 'hammertime', but the beach house has 'hammocktime'. Does anyone know where some of those neat I Dream of Jeanie pants can be purchased? We are talking about using crushed rock and stone for the patio area and may even get the roof up this year. Shoot, the roofing stuff has been in the shed for two years.

Banana plants are needed. Yes, and let's get Mastodon Ears, why fool with the Elephant variety? How about some parrots and monkeys? Yes! And to balance things out a humongus walrus in honor of the Beatles!! We can name him GooGooGaJoob or Bob. Yes! Yes!! Exotic animals at the beach house! I like it! Bet Jacko would let go of that neverneverland giraffe for a paltry amount. Lord knows he's gonna' need some coinage. We can capture those garage pigs, roast them up Emeril style on the grill and have cajun ribs! BAM! Kick it up a notch! Oops, too much Barq's Root Beer. That sugar; it's a helluva' a drug...

Must go get coffee and check on the opossumus germanicus austriabodicus that is moving my garbage to the curb. What is he doing with my trashcan? Please wait, BRB. Oh yeah, that tattoo on his possum arm is definitely 'Mom'. Just verified that while wrestling the can away from him. Hiss, hiss to you too, Arnold!

"Now is the time for all good men to come to."
-Pogo