BeHoBODY 2007? Bozo Ballmer by a Pig's Neck

"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It's a $500 subsidized item. They may make a lot of money. But if you actually take a look at the 1.3 billion phones that get sold, I'd prefer to have our software in 60% or 70% or 80% of them than I would to have 2% or 3%, which is what Apple might get.", said Mr. Ballmer to USA Today back a few months ago. Today, as bad as I hate to admit it, iPhone outsells all phones running the Windows system combined.

Stevie said, "There's the world of search and advertising, where Google is the leader and we are an aspirant, we're number three." At the time this was stated Microsoft was number four. Lips moving? Yep. Dude would rather climb a Redwood tree and tell a lie than stand flat-footed on the ground and speak the truth. Please stop this "search" war and give us Vista Service Pack 1 !!!!! Remember Steviepoo said, "Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards. ". The beach house says, "Ballmer is not a human, he's a pompous, putrid pig!!" Poor pigs, I shouldn't be so harsh by comparing this jerk to them.

The BeHoBODY (Beach House Buffoon of da Year) winner's 'take' on competitive operating systems, "Linux is not in the public domain. Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches. That's the way that the license works." I just hope when Bill Gates actually steps down this year that Ozzie will be in charge. Worries me that Ballmer is the second largest Microsoft stockholder. We've suffered enough from this guy. His efforts to keep up a constant negative campaign against anything non-Microsoft is NOT good for the company. Microsoft is a great company and has changed the world in which we live. They deserve better than this windbag as frontline representative.

Sorry iDarth iJobs. You definitely placed second and ran a good race. Maybe 2008 is your year.

"My children - in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod."
~Ballmer



EDIT: Vista Service Pack 1 is available in RC form. Read more about it here. Think I shall wait a few days before doing this upgrade. Be SURE and read the linked article before installing it. You may decide to wait for a few days too.