Potential fighter squadron?

This is a risky post. I may suffer the wrath of both my daughters due to their love and care of pets and animals in general. Ever watch Animal Planet on TV? If you don't view this channel don't start. It's addictive.

I was watching some show based in Australia and they were having trouble with crows ripping the blades out of windshield wipers on cars. The solution was to put a huge awning over acres of parked cars. This is stupid. Guarantee that shotgun shells cost less.

Yesterday, I noticed some crows flying in a peculiar formation just the other side of the oak tree in the front yard. Do you think that Arnold, opossumus germanicus austriabodicus, is recruiting a Luftwaffe? Next thing you know he'll be using buzzards as bombers.

"Never try and teach a pig to sing: it's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig."
-Robert A. Heinlein