Redmond and Hell

Advanced notification of security bulletins from Microsoft? Yes! Coming in December from Billyboy and the Redmond gang. Read about it at ENT News The new Microsoft web page is going up and they will start emailing us sometime next month. Like, do you have any answers about all the SP2 fubars that are running rampant on the planet? Huh? Huh? Please Mr. Microsoft, tell me how I persuade SP2 to make nice nice with a Hewlett Packard 750n or many models of Dell. Our inquiring, befuddled minds wanna know! And do we really need XP2? Remember Windows ME?

After that Microsmooze blast, it's now time to piss off the Apple Nazis. All 2% of 'em worldwide. Konfabulator dude Arlo Rose has given Darth Jobs the 'cyberbird' and is coming over to the Windows side of the force. He's going with Gates and company because the wunnerful sweethearts at Apple have used his ideas and incorporated them into the new Tiger operating system. Gee! Who'da thought!?!?!? Wonder if Jobs has a front row seat by the fire in hell or if he'll sit on the podium? What a jerk. Read about it at CNET News. Thank you Michael and islandroots over at Slashdot for the news tip.

Everyone have fun Friday. And remember, there's only 2 more days to work this week!

"How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them."
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge