It looks like the Atkins diet will commence tonight. Dr. John (aka Mr. Bedside Manners) called and said,"do it and quit whining, damn it!". Also talked to the wife of a local physician earlier this afternoon and she said drink the coffee and follow the rest of the program. Bet I still crave those fries. Everyone pray that Gayle, Chris and Tom don't kill me. My money is on Gayle to snap; she hates whiners anyway. There is a sack o taters with my name on em in the pantry.
Must go and not think about all this dieting googlymoogly for a while. Everyone please eat a bagel/biscuit/piece of toast for me tomorrow and the rest of the week. Thank goodness I will get the coffee!
"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?"
[This is commonly misquoted as "You can't have your cake and eat it, too."]
-John Heywood,
John Heywood's Proverbs, 1546
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