Where in the World?

I wish NBC-TV would send Matt Lauer to the beachhouse on his next little jaunt around the world. I'd open the door and hit him as hard as possible between the eyes. Then I'd drag his sorry ass across the pavement and leave him on the other side of the street. This would help keep the smell down. NBC and their head monkey boy suck. I watched as he tried to torture some conservative about the storm preparation this morning and almost threw the remote at the TV. Lauer harped on and on about the Katrina travesty of 2005 and barely mentioned the present predicament. He then launched yet another tirade against conservative political types and then bowed to his demi-god Obama. Thankfully, I used the remote to change to Fox News where the journalists were letting a liberal whacko have his say. AS a matter of fact it was Jon Voight. Isn't he the President of the Hollywood Halfwits? Or is that Mr. Susan Sarandon, aka Timmyboy Robbins? Please forgive me - my conservative Democratic friends; you know I love each and every one of you. There was no editing during the Voight interview and the commentators were polite and well mannered. It's sad that Jeopardy (it's property of NBCTV) can no longer play during lunchtime at the beachhouse.

Everyone have a safe Labor Day. Please keep all our friends on the coast in your heart and prayers. With jerks like foul-mouth-talking-taking-the-Lord's-name-in-vain-on-national-TV Nagin in charge, they need all the help they can get. Okay, time to get off the soap box and use it to finish the laundry. Rant over.

"Get mad, then get over it."
~Colin Powell