Take a Little Trip

Ever mentioned my plans of handling the first 24 hours if I happen to become Emperor of the Known Universe? You know, the strategy about shutting down Yahoo, evacuating the building and then burning it down so the cooties don't spread? After this action there's the matter of rounding up ALL spyware creeps, which will probably take several days (that damned Osama may be behind this plot to make humans suffer), loading them all on a rocket ship with Osama and the rest of the creeps that are terrorizing the world then launching it into the sun.

Please go to Google and search for these words - Yahoo and spyware. If after reading known facts about these idiots you still persist in using their horrible junk please don't come to the beach house. Whatever is making you Yahoo may be contagious and I don't want it. Can we say drones for garbageware creeps? Okay, this might be somewhat exaggerated - everyone knows the Emperor of the Known Universe title will most likely never be bestowed upon my GOP, God fearing, fun lovin' self.

Of late spyware has run rampant even shutting down a new Toshiba/Vista uber laptop. The hard drive had to experience Killdisk before we could reinstall Vista. This upsets me. I'll try to stay off the topic for a few days. The Good Lord knows that if I stay alive this dislike and despise of Yahoo and the rest of the jerks cannot stay suppressed. Now for medication and prayers asking for tolerance and help for the misguided. Later.

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
~Mark Twain