Good Golly I'm Relieved, Are You?

What a relief. Gosh, sleep will be better and the anxiety level will drop. Life is a constant bundle of surprises. It's such a great "righting" of travesty. Will miracles never cease? Paris is out of jail. Let's see, she was on probation for drunk driving and ignored the courts and drove without a license then caught doing this deed. Sorry, if that bracelet chafes her ankle it won't bother me. Now, for the most poignant question of the day: What will the news media do now? Oh yeah, forgot. They'll go back to bashing Bush and promoting the Hillarybeast. Thank the Good Lord for Fox News.

Her buddy Nicole Richie was on Letterman last night. She's worried about jail time due to her recent druggin', drinkin' n drivin' incident. Then there's Lohan. Will the madness ever stop? Hollywood is full of liberal idiot half-wits like Penn, Baldwin, Clooney, Mr. Susan Sarandon, etc., and now insane young drunken women that are preoccupied with ripping up and down the highways and byways. Please don't anybody tell them about Mississippi. Remember, we're redneck, backwards, unsophisticated and the whole state is like a desert with monster lizards and mosquitoes that steal babies. They don't want to come here for sure. It'd be horrible! Please, please pass this information on to ALL of Hollywood.

Must go get more ignert now. Us'un Mississippians have our reputation to uphold. Later y'all.

"This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice."
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.