Coconut Telegraph

After a brief look at the news it seems one of the most exciting things in the press today is Keith Richards falling out of a palm tree. For the non-rockers, Mr. Richards is the lead guitarist of the Rolling Stones. He has co-written many of their hits with Mick Jagger. He also has a notorious reputation for boozing n' drugging. It's being told that he was not using and abusing when this happened. Okay, scenario here: A 62 year old man climbing a palm tree. Have you ever seen a palm tree? Think about it. Yep, that's my conclusion too. It will be interesting to see what Keith has to say about the matter. He hasn't been one to bandy words in the past.

"You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower