"My Hewlett Packard Pavilion 2001 won't let me connect to the internet when it is plugged into a battery backup unit."
"For I am most sorry you are having this problem with your Dell, when and where did you make your purchase?"
"It's not a Dell, it's a Hewlett-Packard Pavilion 2001. Have I reached the Dell service center by mistake?"
"Oh, no, no, no sahib. You are talking to the Hewlett Packard service center and I must say to you we are award winning. Now how can I help you with your Dell?"
"It's not a Dell, anyway, it just won't connect to the internet while plugged into the battery backup."
"Have you tried swapping the mouse and keyboard cables?"
"No, why would I do that?"
"I have no idea why you did that. Excuse me now, my elephant is double parked and I must go. Good luck with your Dell."
Ever had this experience? Chances are, you will.
"A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver."
Proverbs 25:11
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