Eight days a week...is not enough to know I care

Ahhhhh, the taste of Odyssey coffee, the smell of bacon frying in the pan, the sun shining brightly, TechTV playing in the background and the day is still young. Duty calls so I will spend the better part of the day in the field trying to take stuff off my list. Maybe, just maybe, we need a new day in the week. I think it should be between Saturday and Sunday. Let's call it Casuday. Make it against the law for any business to open except the essentials and Wal-Mart; I've come to understand that Wally World is vital to some people and they'll die if the doors are closed (a shame). People that commit crimes on this day will be shot on site. People that bitch and whine on this day will be shot on site (me suggesting this? LMAO!).

This will be a good day for everyone to mow their yard, take out the trash, clean the garage, wash the car, wash the dog, bathe the cat, take down the Christmas lights, etc. On Casuday C-Spann will have to air Chuck Jones/Warner Bros./Bugs Bunny cartoons all day. This will, for the first time in history, make good use of said TV channel. While were at it, TechTV can not mention Apple computers all day. Make these things law. Husbands have to cook and bring coffee to the wives and the wives will smile constantly throughout Casuday (an equitable trade). The evil children that live at Wal-Mart will have to be polite and not run, scream, yell, terrorize. The parents of these evil children might even collect them and take them home! The parents that don't will be collected and shot on site. The grandparents of these spawns of Satan will be collected and shot on site. After a few weeks things will settle down and violence will be at an all time minimum. Yeh, that's it! That's the ticket!!

Okay, the pain medicine for my back is wearing off. I must go replenish so I can enjoy the day after Casuday. In the meantime everyone have a casual day.

"Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter which fork you use."
-Emily Post