Guild Wars = Nerd Fun

Okay, stop the complaints about Mudbone's picture in the right hand column. If you want it changed, send me some good screen shots of your Guild Wars characters. Try not to use group shots. I get tired of posting my own characters and know enough ppl playing the game to have a plethora of pix. Close ups on lighter backgrounds seem to be the best, but I'll take anything.



We were chatting the other night and came up with some ideas for new skills they could use in the game. You may have to be involved in the game to fully understand, but most anyone that plays PC online games will get the idea. Penitendagon Arelin started the suggestions with Merlin of Buckhorn, Ashy, Forest Whistler and myself chiming in with ideas.

Here are skills we think they should include:

Aura of the Glitch

Essence of Lag

Mantra of Rubberbanding

Anthem of Barnyard Material

Invoke Lightning on All Yo Evil Asses (instead of 1)

Wail of the Everlasting Ping

Go for the Nu Nus (to replace Go for the Eyes)

Defying Snore

Glyph of the Hungup Router

Boon of Leroy Jenkins (may have to be a WoW person to understand)

Quick was Mojo (melee person that sends everybody on &...LOL)

Mark of Chappelle/Brady Slap a Biatch (great synergy with Quick was Mojo)

Ray of the Catfish Judgment (a Monk skill)

Burinate Trogdor's Party Wipe (good in late nightfall)

Ward of Medication

Spending was Obama (Yes We Can!)

Preparation of the Wallet (lasts indefinitely)

Spirit of a Lesser Hangover (defintely NOT a shout}

Enfeebling Bio Break (it will last a minimum of 2 minutes)

Signet of Gebroni Death (honorary Hoppa idea)

Broad Head Flaming Dazing Poisonous Icy STD Nuclear Arrow

Spinning Scythe of Ass Sombrero (for you Merlin)

Postal was Kaolai

Avatar of Al Sharpton (definitely will nullify ALL other Avatars)

Assassin's 3 Minute Bathroom Break Promise ala Shedding Armor & Daggers

Shorewatcher's Boogaloo (honorary Mudslingr idea)

Oh No! You Didn't Just Put that Juju on ME!! (another Hoppa-ism)

Bampf to Izzy (stops his creepy PVE nerfing for 3 months)


Well this list could go on and on. If you've any ideas please feel free to use the comments. Sometimes we crazy nerds have to have fun. Y'all have no idea about the stress in our jobs. Shucks, it's what makes us all weird!

"It is one of man's curious idiosyncrasies to create difficulties for the pleasure of resolving them."
~Joseph de Maistre