1. We will find out that the Wicked Witch of the West is indeed a real entity when her monkey men fly in and snatch John Kerry off a podium as he is leading a demoncrat political rally in Skullbone, Tennessee. She will announce to the world that she won't give him back because he is 'soooo butt-ugly that it helps keeps the gnats, mosquitoes and flies off her by just having him around.' So sad that Skerry Kerry will never follow the yellow brick road and meet the Wizard.
2. In the very near future Michael Moore will be found lavishing in the luxury of a French whore house. There will be no interviews; reporters will not be able to approach because of the smell. He will come out of the closet as an abuser of small rodents. The ACLU will drop his membership and the ASPCA will take him to court for tongue kissing mice.
3. Hilary Clinton will soon publish her counter-memoirs and reveal that she is actually the Antichrist.
4. Barbra Streisand will bitch slap Hilary in public. As Babs is taken away she will scream, "You biatch! Quit stealing my official titles!"
5. A combination of opensource software coders from the Linux and FreeBSD camps will produce a new script that will reside in all web pages. Anyone publishing spyware or writing virus infections will be neutered by the on-off switch on their PC. When asked about the choice of switch the coders will start screaming, "all your base is owned!!", as they spray each other with shaken bottles of Mountain Dew and Jolt Cola.
So nice to spread this joy amongst the earth-plane inhabitants. Until the next time please remember that denial ain't juz a river in Egypt.
"Step away from the door stop! Slowly."
-Billy Wobblynife
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