Hymn Titles by Occupation
Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?
Dentist's Hymn ....... ......... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn ....... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ........ The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn ....... ...... Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn ....... There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn ....... Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn ....... ... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn ....... ... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn ....... .. .... Pass It On (also works for email)
The Electrician's Hymn ....... .. Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn ....... ... Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn ....... I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn .. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn ...... ......... The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45 mph ....... ........ God Will Take Care of You
65 mph ....... ........ Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ....... ........ This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ....... ........ Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph ...... ....... Precious Memories
Over 100 mph ......... Take my life, and let it be
Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.
Thanks EdC for a great email!!
3 comments:
enjoyed this post it was funny. thnx for posting it Doc.
TY I liked it too. No one can say Christians don't have a sense of humor!
BTW posting this from your PC, lol!
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